May 2012
First date
“In the car, I just cant wait. To pick you up on our very first date. Is it cool if i hold your hand? Is it wrong if i think its lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Could you guess that i didnt know what to wear? I’m just scared of what you think. You make me nervous so i really cant eat. Let’s go. Dont wait. This nights almost over. Honest, lets make, this night last...
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satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
